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THIS: This is my “About” page because I suppose I should have one. This whole thing is really just something to get my mind off of getting my mind off things. However for now what you see is just a view into what I think about during a typical day. I’m not really ‘working’ on this, it’s just whatever happens, however lately I’ve been leaning towards concision. However unpoetic ‘mind dumping’ is, I find it rather accurate, but if it weren’t for dropping mental loads, I’ve found the phrase ‘bite size is the right size’ rather enjoyable.
CONTENT: The easiest way to see the variety of the content on here is to go to the CONTENT page. Everything is organized there, as opposed to the home page which is just chronoillogical. And if you want to search for “caterpillar” or “what am I doing,” then you can use the search bar at the bottom to search for random things and see what comes up.
SHARE: Please feel free to post, re-post, talkabout, ‘like,’ or share anything you find enjoyable. From what I hear, the side effects of doing so are relatively painless, but it just lets me know what you enjoy, and what I should do more of.
If you want to use anything anywhere, just make sure people know where you got it from (hint: here. Everything is original). But please do share stuff at the places you go with the people that are there, or rattle off a quote to your friends at a cocktail party, I don’t know. Start a conversation or two.
…Not sure if that was all “About,”
PS: REQUESTS: I’ll do my best to take some requests. How this would work is either in the form of one word or phrase, and I’ll do something with it (eg: war fair). How this wouldn’t work is if you say, “Write a story about a lonely pencil sharpener who finds everyone’s gone mechanical. DO IT NOW!” However funny the prompt is, you have also told me what to write. If you have a premise, I would strongly encourage you to write it yourself, but if you say, ”mechanical pencil sharpener,” and are curious to see what I’ll do with that grouping of words, then by all means leave that as a request!
Let’s say 3 words max, although I love two and one word titles the best. For some categories I use zero word titles. Anyways; you can comment anywhere on the site and I’ll make it happen.
PPSS: There is a twitter now @allmostrelevant https://twitter.com/allmostrelevant. I put even shorter things there. Sometimes funny. Most of the times stupid.
PPPSSS: I’m now on facebook! I don’t really know what to do with it, but I was hoping that would be a place for more open discussion, a place where I can post other pictures, doodles, and additional stuff, and a place where we can all ask questions, try to think of answers, and just some good old fashioned run-on sentences like this. I realize more people have facebook than WordPress (I know… I know), so that might make it easier to share something that made you laugh or smile so then your friends can laugh and smile too.
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Yes! You can hire me! Anything that involves words: I’m your guy.
Articles, speeches, essays, reviews, opinion, poetry, screenplays, comedy sketches, company slogans/names, ANYTHING… except I won’t write your college admission essay or do your homework for you (that’s not cool, kids).
Alternatively, if you are working on a piece of writing and want to consult me for help/guidance/feedback/brainstorm ideas, either written or over the phone, I also do that as well.
My goal is to make writing a full time job where I can make enough money to eat food and turn a light on, and the best way to make money is by getting paid, thus this is only for serious inquiries only. So please, if you are an individual or business in need of a writer, fill out the little form below, I will get back to you, and we can discuss details.
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