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Mastery! Nothing in this entire movie qualifies for an R rating, except the overwhelming feeling of fear that I felt watching The Conjuring. This movie is simply scary. James Wan has accomplished his goal of creating a shockingly scary movie without the blood and guts of Saw. Well done to you James Wan, and your cast in Vera Farmiga & Patrick Wilson. If you consider your
self a person who is scare invincible, give this one a try. I will be scaring my grandchildren with this one.
Rating: 4.75/5 Stars
Jamie Foxx executes. Quentin Tarantino shines through every scene, making this film nearly perfect. A standard performance from Christoph Waltz and Leonardo DiCaprio. The story is edgy, racy, and satisfying. Just like Foxx’s character, this film goes head first into an all or nothing setting. An R rating is low-balling it, but anyone who is of age needs to see Django at least once.
As we all know, Gosling can say more with one facial expression than many of us can with a microphone. He’s good. He makes this very slow and dark story epic. It is almost more realistic to see him get his ass beat, at least once. For me, this movie is not a must see but it is a movie I could watch more than once. I would most likely walk away with a different perspective after each viewing.